Monday, July 26, 2010
Posted by Paula at 8:51 AM
Every week when I come back to work on Monday, the spam filter of my office email is usually chock full of spammy goodness. Occasionally, the subject headers make me giggle. So I thought I'd share them with you.
I'm skipping all the overt Viagra spam, because, well...Viagra. Now, on to the rest...
"Life is too short to waste it thoughtlessly."
You're right. ::delete::
"was a loud bang and a dreadful shriek, and then all was still"
Oh, low blow. That's catnip to a suspense writer...must be strong... ::delete::
"57% off. Famous Watches."
Famous? What did those watches do to become famous? Is it tabloid famous or real famous? Eh, I have a $20 watch I love. When it wears out, I'll get another $20 watch exactly like it. ::delete::
C U L8tr. ::delete::
"Give your partner a one-way ticket to ecstasy-land."
One way? ONE WAY? That'd be unwieldy... ::delete:::
"66% off High-end Watches"
Better deal than the famous ones, I guess. But is famous better than high-end? Eh, $20 watch I love. ::delete::
"Earn more for a superior life. adamite agronomics albuminolysis"
Step slowly back from the dictionary and nobody gets hurt... ::delete::
"Your Amazon.com Order"
Came about a week ago. Thanks. ::delete::
So, there's Spam Watch for today. Did anybody get any interesting spam over the weekend?